Here’s my version of the 12 Days of Christmas, but done with Law & Order in mind. I would like to have them delivered by Sam Waterston, please. He doesn’t have to wait until Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four ADAs,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five guilty pleas,
Four ADAs,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six won appeals,
Five guilty pleas,
Four ADAs,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven judges gaveling,
Six won appeals,
Five guilty pleas,
Four ADAs,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight smart detectives,
Seven judges gaveling,
Six won appeals,
Five guilty pleas,
Four ADAs,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine short arraignments,
Eight smart detectives,
Seven judges gaveling,
Six won appeals,
Five guilty pleas,
Four ADAs,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten Briscoe punch lines,
Nine short arraignments,
Eight smart detectives,
Seven judges gaveling,
Six won appeals,
Five guilty pleas,
Four ADAs,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven allocutions,
Ten Briscoe punch lines,
Nine short arraignments,
Eight smart detectives,
Seven judges gaveling,
Six won appeals,
Five guilty pleas,
Four ADAs,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve repeat offenders,
Eleven allocutions,
Ten Briscoe punch lines,
Nine short arraignments,
Eight smart detectives,
Seven judges gaveling,
Six won appeals,
Five guilty pleas,
Four ADAs,
Three Logan ties,
Two “Doink-Doinks”,
And Jack McCoy drinking 12 year old scotch.
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1 comment:
love it!! what you need to do is set it to clips with a women's chorus singing the song!eiznn
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