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The Memorable Lines of Adam Schiff
The Violence of Summer
"I don't photograph well with egg on my face."
The Secret Sharers
"A girl raped, a sister on trial for murder, Shambala Green with a jury--she'll milk 'em till they moo."
Wages of Love
"Pride goeth before a fall. I'll send you flowers in the intensive care unit."
Renunciation
"Bring your crying towels, boys."
Intolerance
"Right now, you wouldn't get a conviction for bad thoughts."
Skin Deep
"Stuff envelopes for the county leader, you too can ascend the bench."
Wedded Bliss
"I woke up this morning--I thought it was the twentieth century!"
Prince of Darkness
"I'm not up on my Catholic theology. Is self-righteousness a mortal or venial sin?"
Point of View
"Yep, you've got snap, crackle, but no pop."
Consultation
"It's the Supreme Court of the State of New York, not the Romper Room."
"You have an accomplice--that'll get you into the theater, but won't let you see the show."
Mother Love
"We live in a two choice world--one or the other."
Jurisdiction
"Unless you want a real fight on your hands, stay out of camera range."
Virus
"The crying towels are down the hall."
"With a leap like that, they'll put you in a Nike commercial."
Manhood
"O'Hara's a well-liked cop. He's been decorated more times than my living room."
"Yeah, congratulations. You have flour and water, get an oven, you can make bread."
Benevolence
"You'll need more than open, sesame to get her to talk."
Apocrypha
"I know how to scramble eggs, doesn't mean I made breakfast."
The Pursuit of Happiness
"Quick! Lock the door! Someone might walk in with a case we can win."
"I wouldn't count your chickens: your omelet just hit the fan."
Snatched
"It wouldn't be the first time that you give the grand jury a dog and pony show without the pony."
Kids
"She gets overturned anymore, she'll be walking upside down."
Wager
"Dismissed? What have you been sprinkling on your breakfast cereal?"
Old Friends
"Never ask a jury to think."
Coma
"Well, I understand you've been promoted from assistant district attorney to supreme deity."
Blue Bamboo
"This defense! Like my grandmother's nightgown, it covers everything."
Precious
Jack: "If those were my children, I'd want that woman in prison."
Adam: "With a 15 percent chance she's innocent? I wouldn't tell that to the next Mrs. McCoy."
"You're riding your motorcycle without a helmet."
House Counsel
Schiff: "What is this, Bernie's Bargain Basement? Cop to four murders and get only five years?"
McCoy: "When I made the deal, I had no idea..."
Schiff: "That's because your ego was rushing from your head downstream to somewhere south of the border!"
Guardian
"Don't jump the canyon on your motorcycle."
Progeny
"Is there anyone in town who is not using this office for their own personal agenda?"
Rage
"Without motive, you couldn't convince a jury water's wet."
[to Claire]: "No one's being condescending here, young lady."
Performance
Jack: "...I think I can win."
Adam: "That's great. You get an A for self-esteem."
"So you've got something legal and inadmissible that you're trying to get in the back door twice. [pause] I like it."
"Oh, The Constitution--that pesky thing."
Wannabe
Claire: "The school circled the limos to keep the Barclay name out of it."
Adam: "I'm shocked."
Jack: "This isn't stink bombs in the boys room, Adam! They hindered prosecution of an A felony!"
Adam: "Now I'm very shocked."
Jeopardy
"You climbed Everest in your shorts on a cold day."
Remand
Jack: "Didn't you tell me you never make this job personal?"
Adam: "I lied...second time in thirty years."
Atonement
Adam: "A story for Sophocles."
Jack: "Or Larry, Curly, and Moe."
Adam: "Yeah, I always loved those guys."
Pro Se
Jack: "Then why didn't he plead insanity?"
Adam: "Because he's insane?"
Good Girl
"Four days of deliberation, what are they doing, electing a pope?"
Menace
"Throw the book at him. When the grand jury throws it back, don't get hit in the head."
Showtime
"You better bring something besides your boyish charm."
Schiff: "Started with a murder, ends with an execution. You got what you wanted. Take the rest of the week off."
McCoy: "It's Friday, Adam."
Schiff: "So it is. See you on Monday."
Double Down
"He confessed to a murder to avoid being prosecuted for a murder. I'm putting this one in my memoirs."
Blood
[Jack, Jamie, and Adam are discussing the case over lunch. Jamie's info hurts their case.] "Why do you always give me bad news while I'm digesting?"
Disappeared
"This office doesn't play patty-cake with serial killers."
Hate
Jack: "If I thought we could stop hate with one prosecution or one law, I'd be a fool."
Adam: "Yeah, but you'd be my kind of fool."
Justice
(to Jack): "Lit your own petard, my boy."
Black, White, and Blue
"Last time an Albany jury convicted a cop, I had a full head of black hair."
Stiff
"It's cases like this that make me take a long hard look at my pension plan."
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